Who's Next?

Paul Harvey

It's Friday and I'm loopy exhausted, so I'm stealing this from Christopher Jones, who got it from someone else I think -- a photo that at first reassured me since I thought I had escaped hellfire, until I saw "drunks." Busted! Who's next -- is there anyone left? How about "CPac attendees" since they let in GOProud? and heard from 2 Mormon speakers? Just saying.


Randall at: February 11, 2011 at 3:29 PM said...

I think the list is too short.

Where are "History Professors"?

Paul Harvey at: February 11, 2011 at 3:41 PM said...

Randall, they took care of you under "rock and rollers," so didn't need to bother with history professor (not all but certainly a fair number of whom are drunks and liberals anyway)

Christopher at: February 11, 2011 at 11:03 PM said...

Haha. Awesome, Paul.

Randall: See "Satanists."

And I always thought that "Mormons" only merited a mention on these placards when the folks were protesting outside of temple square in Salt Lake City, but after arriving in Virginia a couple of years ago, I happily discovered Mormons are grouped with the Demoncrats, Drunks, and Evolutionists here as well. Made me feel right at home.

JM Utzinger at: February 12, 2011 at 7:24 AM said...

Did anyone notice that adulterers were not on the list while adulteresses were? There are always loopholes for the chosen ...

John G. Turner at: February 12, 2011 at 8:38 PM said...

I think they need a copy-editor. I'm offended by the lack of parallelism in terms of singular vs. plural nouns.

Hindus, but Buddhist.
Catholics, but Satanist.
Atheist? Surely there's more than one damned atheist out there.

I just can't repent when I'm distracted by such matters.

Paul Harvey at: February 12, 2011 at 9:12 PM said...

John: You're a Presbyterian(s), you're ok. And I'm a lumberjack, and I'm ok.

John G. Turner at: February 13, 2011 at 9:14 PM said...

You might be in, but I'm not sure about myself. Didn't the Presbyterians formerly believe in the doctrine of "eternal security" (once saved, always saved)? I'm pretty sure those folks aren't letting any PC(USA) members into heaven for any number of reasons.

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